What has four legs, a tail,
| Dead and dying jokes
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
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Question: What is the difference between a woman
| Dirty jokes
Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Why don't sheep shrink when it
| Answer me this jokes
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye