What do you call a greedy ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
| Monster jokes
HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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A woman was in court
| Marriage jokes
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
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What do you call an aardvark outside
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. ‘It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy. The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.