Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
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There was a man staying the night
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
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How was the
| Burger jokes
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
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What do you do if King Kong sits in
| King Kong jokes
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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Yo mama so fat when she has
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.