What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
| Blonde jokes
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
| Divorce jokes
Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
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Why did the witch keep turning people into
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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When they arrived at the therapist's
| Mental health jokes
When they arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles and hour describing all
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Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing at the bus stop. “Yes, sir, what can I do for you?” she asked.