What does a vampire take for a
| Vampire jokes
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"
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One Sunday morning the pastor
| Religious jokes
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly,
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On her annual visit to another planet,
| Monster jokes
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
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What sort of a car has your dad
| Car and train jokes
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.