What's grey but turns red ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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A man comes home early from work
| Marriage jokes
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
| Dinosaur jokes
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Why did the Romans build
| History jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it.