A driver pulled up beside a rundown

If you're fishing on ice, you should

| Fishing jokes

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!

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Why did the chicken cross the

| Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

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A Texan bought a round of

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty poun

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Q. What's the best way to force a man

| Men jokes

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee

| Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. “Don’t know,” the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them. “This is my husband,” the old woman said. “He doesn’t know how to get to Des Moines either.”