And then there was the UCLA professor
| College jokes
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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Why is a dog with a lame leg
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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A New York City yuppie moved to the
| Farmer jokes
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. "That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean b
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Were you in Paris on your
| Travel and tourist jokes
Were you in Paris on your vacation? "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."
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There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking his thumb, he’d get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, “Ah, ha! I know what you’ve been doing!”