Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again.

A man really

| Marriage jokes

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living to

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How come the giant Ape climbed up

| Gorilla jokes

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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What's a snakes favourite flower ?

| Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

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Q: How does a man keep his youth?

| Men jokes

Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Why do we paint

| Easter jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.