Jay:

What do you call an aardvark good with a light

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

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Why do people go to bed?

| Bed jokes

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

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What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette

| Blonde jokes

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.

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Q: What can strike a blonde without her

| Blonde jokes

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

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Q: Why couldn't the animals

| Humor jokes

Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there.