A San Francisco motorist following a
| Car and train jokes
A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. "Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist. "Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"
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What's the ultimate rejection?
| Dirty jokes
What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
| Ghost jokes
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Two friends: - I heard that you have
| Humor jokes
Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?
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My dog likes to sit down each evening and
| Internet jokes
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.