Why are women
| Women jokes
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular
| Lotto jokes
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did y
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What did the stamp say to the
| Letter jokes
What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
| Bird jokes
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
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Exasperated dragon on the field of
| Various animal jokes
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?