The food in our school canteen is

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He

| Mental health jokes

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest

| Sport jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !

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Honey, said this

| Marriage jokes

Honey, said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor

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A father and son went fishing one day. While

| Fishing jokes

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float? The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do f

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How do you know that there's a monster in your

| Bath jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!