Why was the student witch so bad at
| Witch jokes
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
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Son: Is it true?
| Marriage jokes
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
| Space jokes
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
| Bed jokes
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
| Dirty jokes
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough." She says, "L
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !