One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s

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| Travel and tourist jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."

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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to

| Idiot and fool jokes

Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," s

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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher

| Farmer jokes

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?" Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer r

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking

| Old age jokes

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e

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A five year old boy and his grandfather are

| Dirty jokes

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough t

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One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, “What is that between your legs?” He replied that is “my bird.” He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, “What’s that furry stuff around your bird?” He replied that’s “my nest.” So he went back to sleep. She came back later. “What’s those two things under it?” He said those are “the eggs.” She said, “Okay, can I play with your bird,and he said “ok.” When he woke up later, he noticed that he was in the hospital. He saw the little girl and asked, “what happened?” She said, “When I was playing with your bird he spit in my eye so I chopped off his head, burnt down his nest and busted his eggs!”