A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
| Telephone jokes
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," s
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
| School jokes
Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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There are bats hanging of a branch
| Various animal jokes
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
| History jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !