A blonde came home from school one day and said
| Blonde jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,
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Brother: Which is farther away-
| Brother and sister jokes
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
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What car do insects drive?
| Car and train jokes
What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.
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Fred
| Money jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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What's the difference between a dim monster
| Monster jokes
What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That’s baaaaaaaaaad!