The judge said to
| Judge jokes
The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
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What should you do if you are on a picnic
| King Kong jokes
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
| Dentist jokes
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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What happened when the shaggy dog
| Dog jokes
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
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How can you make a witch itch?
| Witch jokes
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”