The sheriff of a small

Did you hear about the skunk who

| Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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Men are like department

| Men jokes

Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

| Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !

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Why did the Scottish cannibal

| Cannibal jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?

| Dog jokes

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?” “Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”