A blonde came home from school one day and said

My mother says I look just like an

| Bath jokes

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?

| Dog jokes

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money

| Cat jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

| Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

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Another friend of mine is a very successful

| Business jokes

Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.

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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of course it is dear! The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.”