What should you do if you have a basset hound over

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

| Bicycle jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

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Teacher : Would you at the

| School jokes

Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !

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Visitor: You're very quiet,

| Money jokes

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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What do mice do when they're at

| Mouse jokes

What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

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What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!