Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a
| Zoo jokes
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened th
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The world's most incredibly lazy man found
| Humor jokes
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. T
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a
| Dead and dying jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
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My dog is great at math.
| Dog jokes
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.