A cop is staking out a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and
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What did the snake say when he was offered a
| Food jokes
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
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What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
| Weather jokes
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
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What insect lives on nothing?
| Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.