Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
| Humor jokes
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck'
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Why are elephants large, grey and
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last
| Humor jokes
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.
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You know all that talk about backseat
| Car and train jokes
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
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What do pigs like with chow mein?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.