Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
| Parent jokes
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
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How do Filipinos count money?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!
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Why did the bus stop?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
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Where do trees keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man. “What have you got for collateral?” queried the banker, going strictly by the book. “Don’t know of collateral.” “Well that’s something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?” “Yes, I have a 1949 Chevy pickup.” The banker shook his head, “How about livestock?” “Yes, I have a horse.” “How old is it?” “I don’t know; it has no teeth.” Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, “Here’s the money to pay loan,” he said, handing the entire amount including interest. “What are you going to do with the rest of that money?” “Put it in my pocket.” “Why don’t you deposit it in my bank?” he asked. “I don’t know of deposit.” “Well, you put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it.” The old Indian leaned across the desk, looking suspiciously at the banker, and asked, “What you got for collateral?”