Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
| School jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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The little church in the suburbs suddenly
| Religious jokes
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well,
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People who love
| Judge jokes
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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What does a polite monster say when he meets
| Monster jokes
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ? What’s up Pussycat !