Why did the boy jump up and down on

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?'

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A murderer,

| Dirty jokes

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and s

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What dog can tell the time ?

| Time jokes

What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !

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What do cats read in the morning ?

| Cat jokes

What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.