What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

| Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

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How are you getting on

| Internet jokes

How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

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Women are like computers -- even your smallest

| Women jokes

Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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A patient came to

| Dentist jokes

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the

| Weather jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !