Did you hear about the household appliance
| Aardvark jokes
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard'
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What is a dog's favourite food ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
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A tourist was being led through the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."
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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
| Farmer jokes
How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
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Im giving a surprised birthday party
| Birthday jokes
Im giving a surprised birthday party for you. "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.