What insect lives on nothing?

There was an old man

| Old age jokes

There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he sp

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This Marine drill instructor, completely

| Military jokes

This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks. "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

| Dog jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

| Sport jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!

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There was once a Scotsman and an

| Ethnic jokes

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was a

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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.