Why do cows think cooks are mean?
| Cow jokes
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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How many cost accountants does it
| Accountant jokes
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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What did the big, hairy monster do when he
| Monster jokes
What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.
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What do you call an egg from outer space?
| Food jokes
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?