What dog wears contact lenses ?
| Dog jokes
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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An eight-year-old kid says
| Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
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Sammy: My parents are sending me to
| Humor jokes
Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!
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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
| Military jokes
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped
| Various animal jokes
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
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What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!