Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Why do computer teachers never get
| Computer jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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The managing partner in an accounting firm
| Accountant jokes
The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethi
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What did Noah do while spending time on the
| Fishing jokes
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
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How do we know that insects are so clever
| Insect jokes
How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
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Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.