How many nurses does it take to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
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your mama so fat she was going to
| Yo momma jokes
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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Fred: Do you
| Birthday jokes
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
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What is old and ugly and can see just as well
| Witch jokes
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is more than enough !