Mum: From now on your going to have free

How many nurses does it take to

| Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.

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your mama so fat she was going to

| Yo momma jokes

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

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Fred: Do you

| Birthday jokes

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well

| Witch jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !

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A man was getting a haircut prior to a

| Hair and bald jokes

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We

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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is more than enough !