Why are fish no good at tennis?
| Fishing jokes
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
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How many chocolate bunnies can
| Easter jokes
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost
| Humor jokes
Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his her
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A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That’s great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!