Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
| Men jokes
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
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What can a monster do that you
| Monster jokes
What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.
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Patient:Do you extract teeth
| Dentist jokes
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon
| Business jokes
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
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How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.