Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
| Political jokes
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on
| Monster jokes
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his
| Marriage jokes
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a
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How do you get around fast on the bottom of
| Fishing jokes
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
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Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.