The parents were very disappointed in the
| School jokes
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."
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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
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Which ghost ate too much porridge?
| Ghost jokes
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
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Do you like your
| Baby jokes
Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.
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Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists? They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!