Q: How did the
| Blonde jokes
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
| Hair and bald jokes
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Yo
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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She was two thirds married once.
| Marriage jokes
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
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Boy: What’s black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don’t worry about what’s in the tin.