Waiter, what is this bug doing on

Who won the animal race?

| Aardvark jokes

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the

| Criminal jokes

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"

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What do clouds want to be when they grow

| Weather jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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The Sunday

| Hair and bald jokes

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."

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Does your mum like shopping on the

| Internet jokes

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don’t know – friendly thing isn’t he !