Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
| Various animal jokes
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
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At dinner, Seth said to his father,
| Parent jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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Not that my wife's the
| Marriage jokes
Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who
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What did the maggot say to his friend when he
| Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench
| Children jokes
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`
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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I’m paw !