My teacher loves me - she puts
| Humor jokes
My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
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Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't
| Marriage jokes
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new television wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, that grand piano wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, this house wouldn't be here." Casey mumbled, "If it wasn't
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How many judges does it take to
| Judge jokes
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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Why did the pig join the Army?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.