A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in
| Humor jokes
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
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Veronica was
| Police jokes
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was be
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What's grey and never needs ironing ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
| Hair and bald jokes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”