A police officer was amazed to see
| Travel and tourist jokes
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."
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I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
| Bed jokes
I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed
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Why aren't burgers too
| Burger jokes
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
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What Do you tell a woman with two black
| Women jokes
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
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Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.