Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor
| Humor jokes
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in
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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
| Elephant jokes
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
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Q: Why did the haunted house not
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind at all. Right. Here’s a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood’s in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed