A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
| Fishing jokes
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the
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An ideal homework excuse
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
| Hunting jokes
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
| Business jokes
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !