Patient (to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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What did the idiot do to the flea in
| Idiot and fool jokes
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!
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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
| Frog jokes
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
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A woman goes into the local newspaper
| Dead and dying jokes
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the
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Why did the Romans build
| History jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !