Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
| Frog jokes
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
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A student called up his Mom one evening from
| School jokes
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah,
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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
| Blonde jokes
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
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Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
| Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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What did the dog take when he was run down?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
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She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.