Why is manna from heaven like
| Horse jokes
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you
| Dirty jokes
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a
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Q: Why was the blondes'
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
| Criminal jokes
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.