Computers manufacturer is considering changing

Be sure that you go

| School jokes

Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

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The little church in the suburbs suddenly

| Religious jokes

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well,

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

| Farmer jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of

| Dance jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."

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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do

| Clinton jokes

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.